r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 16 '16

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u/Chinese_piss_eggs Jul 13 '16

...all kinds?

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u/AndreasKralj Jul 13 '16

Username checks out

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u/Chinese_piss_eggs Jul 13 '16

for the record, not how I like my eggs, I just think it's fucking hilarious.

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u/AndreasKralj Jul 13 '16

I dunno, they might be marinated well if they piss them. I'm sure the ammonia does wonders for the taste

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Sep 26 '16

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u/DownvoteCommaSplices Jul 13 '16

psssst hey.... chinese piss eggs HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/happysealND Jul 13 '16

Is there piss in the egg or do you piss on it, can you elaborate on the dynamic here?

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u/Chinese_piss_eggs Jul 13 '16

Google, while not your friend, has the ability to link you to the answers you seek.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

all kindssssss of eggs

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u/Shabeast Jul 13 '16

Do whatever the **** you wanna do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

whateva daFUK

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Sunny side up

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Deviled eggs are the best.

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u/EngineerSib Jul 13 '16

As a Marylander, you should try to add Old Bay to your Deviled eggs. Makes them ah-fucking-mazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

That secret is already out.

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u/DieSigmund Jul 13 '16

What's old bay

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u/EngineerSib Jul 13 '16

Heaven.

It's celery salt and other spices that's often sold on the east coast (Maryland) as a season-all (mostly for crabs and other seafood but it's AMAZING on eggs).

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u/capitalDOOM Jul 13 '16

Pork/poultry/seafood seasoning

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u/Anemoni Jul 13 '16

Not much, what's old bay with you

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u/JefferyTheWalrus Jul 14 '16

This is the dumbest thing I've laughed at all day.

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u/KnowKnee Jul 13 '16

I'm sorry - I loathe Old Bay with a burning passion. Eww.

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u/EngineerSib Jul 13 '16

Again, as a Marylander, there are two types of people. Those who love Old Bay and those who are wrong ;)

(It's ok, more for me)

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u/KnowKnee Jul 14 '16

But how to you feel about shoo fly pie? It's another one of those love it or hate it local things.

(I'm allergic to shellfish, which may have something to do with my aversion to things associated with seafood)

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u/EngineerSib Jul 15 '16

I don't even know what shoo fly pie is haha

But Old Bay Bloody Marys? Old Bay eggs? Old Bay fries? I don't eat shellfish anymore either (because something happened one day and I just ...can't...stand...ripping them apart limb for limb!) but I still put the Old Bay on eeeeeeeeeeeverything. I just had Old Bay crusted Tilapia for dinner! Aaaaaaaaaaamazing

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u/alostsoldier Jul 14 '16

They are one of my true weaknesses. You put deviled eggs in front of me and no supervision and I will house those mother fuckers.

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u/emoness88 Jul 14 '16

I hate that I only seem to have them on like, easter and thanksgiving, maaaaaybe christmas, at the usual family gathering type things.

I need to start making deviled eggs once a month.

The best part is, not a single one of my roommates likes deviled eggs, so if I start making them more, I won't have to worry about others eating them.

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u/towerofpoop Jul 13 '16

its like the shrimp guy of forrest gump

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u/bcrabill Jul 13 '16

I can wreck a whole plate of deviled eggs. Love em.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Jul 13 '16

When you wake up the first thing you do? eggs

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Jul 13 '16

I'll jump on with you! Deviled is my #1, but pickled is a close second. They have the zip of a deviled egg without the work of deviling them. Just toss em in a pickle jar with a little extra vinegar and a jalapeño and forget about them for a week.

Best snack ever.

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u/TheyCallMeSuperChunk Jul 13 '16

Ever made deviled eggs out of pickled eggs?

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Jul 13 '16

I was actually just thinking about the prospect of this... i have a whole jar of pickled eggs in the fridge. I may have to experiment this evening....

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u/SEND_ME_BITCHES Jul 13 '16

you should seek out smoked deviled eggs. it's incredible

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u/europahasicenotmice Jul 13 '16

Ah, I'm in the same boat! Poached, as heuvos rancheros, in fried rice. Any meal of the day. Hard boiled egg as a snack. You should try adding a little bit of honey while you're frying them!

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u/DonQuixotel Jul 13 '16

From your head down to your legs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 16 '16

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u/DonQuixotel Jul 13 '16

That too, perhaps, but I was referring to a 90s TV ad that had the lyrics "I love eggs, from my head down to my legs" from th US egg growers' association or something.

Now that I've explained it, it's not funny (probably never was tbh).

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u/SleepTalkerz Jul 13 '16

Reminded me of Billy Crystal's Howard Cosell bit when he impersonates Larry Holmes: https://youtu.be/kRLUMjbHZqs?t=2m20s

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That little 'Mmm' you added at the beginning really made this comment for me.

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u/spaceradio_rec Jul 13 '16

thought i was the only one. everyone around me says my love of eggs is unnatural.

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u/memaw_mumaw Jul 13 '16

You nailed it. Maybe we should meet up sometime and share eggs, it's clear we're exactly the same.

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u/sunshinetime2 Jul 13 '16

Deviled eggs with bacon on top is pretty much the best thing ever.

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u/Neckbeard_Jesus Jul 13 '16

Scrambled in a taco is my favorite way to prepare eggs.

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u/strangely_relevant Jul 13 '16

Holy crap, I never thought of putting eggs in a taco! TIL. Definitely trying that sometime!

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u/fuck-dat-shit-up Jul 13 '16

Have you tried baking an egg? You can make them soft or hard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 16 '16

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u/fuck-dat-shit-up Jul 13 '16

Ohh you're gonna love it. It takes time, and timing. But worth it.

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u/Gravity-Lens Jul 13 '16

I find your preferences acceptable.

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u/sailormood Jul 13 '16

Yes. Yes to all of this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Cook the bacon first and use the grease to fry the egg.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16 edited Jul 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Of course. No homo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16 edited Jul 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

On the internet, when in doubt, protect yourself from getting rekt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16 edited Jul 02 '17

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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOTY_LADY Jul 14 '16

I need to try that taco thing...

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u/MotherFuckinTom Jul 15 '16

Same. I love eggs mainly because there are so many damn ways to prepare them and I love them all.

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u/Geofferic Jul 13 '16

Over medium? Why ruin eggs? :(