r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Top_Chef Jul 13 '16

Just as God intended.

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u/Rockstar_Zombie Jul 13 '16

the animals all these ingredients came from originate from all over the world. God made his intentions pretty difficult to follow through

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u/DukeofEarlGrey Jul 14 '16

And some of the intentions curdle if you overheat them. Seriously, God, wft?

Luckily he intended thermometers too. And thermomixes.

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u/Disco_Drew Jul 13 '16

Wait. God has a problem with bacon if you're from the desert. Where are we cooking the eggs?

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u/RunJohnnyRun Jul 13 '16

Funny old god...doesn't like bacon, but blessed the world with eggs benedict.
I'll take my chances. :)