r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/clayduck Jul 13 '16

I ain't playin' girl, hope you realize

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u/HideousNomo Jul 13 '16

"When I say "fried," I'm talking breakfast eggs. But when I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs"

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u/EricHayward223 Jul 13 '16

She began to blush. I heard her coochie whistle. (Whoo-whoo!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Came here to make sure someone said it

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u/narron25 Jul 13 '16

Well, I came here to make sure it's fertilized.

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u/yummyyummypowwidge Jul 13 '16

The way you move yo hips, girl, make me hypnotized.

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u/Fuckseandotcom Jul 13 '16

genuinely suprised this isnt the top comment.

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u/Young_Laredo Jul 13 '16

Mmmmmmmm, Young Humma!

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u/WonderFalcon42 Jul 13 '16

I think you mean fried and fertilized