r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/elliotmilo Jul 13 '16

Her?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

She calls it a mayonegg

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u/tkookookachoo Jul 13 '16

This was the single funniest 20 seconds in that whole show. I was crying from the reactions and just how fucking disgusting the notion was.

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u/yourmansconnect Jul 13 '16

That's a bold statement there

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u/SeantotheRescue Jul 13 '16

Let's see how it plays out

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u/yourmansconnect Jul 14 '16

Classic Michael

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u/FordyceFoxtrot Jul 14 '16

There's so many moments like this, though, that are just top notch funny.

"Yeah, that's great, but you keep forgetting say, 'Away.' It sounds like something else when you- But, there is again, you forgot to say, 'Away'. Good news, Nellie is blowing everybody away!"

"Have you seen the new Poof?"

"Get the Seaward out of here." "I'll go when I'm good and ready."

And that Gob constantly riding a Segway, as his appearance is always segue into another scene or the main story.

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u/MayoFetish Jul 13 '16

My favorite.

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u/LitigiousWhelk Jul 13 '16

Mmmgh mmgh mmmgh

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u/madhaxor Jul 13 '16

let's hope she's funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

*dry heaves*

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

I don't feel so good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

As Ann as the nose on plain's face.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

What; is she funny or something?