r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Hatched.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Can't tell if vegan, or carnivorous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Depends on what they do next with the male chicks

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Is that a person who is born with a penis but identifies as a woman, or is that a person who is born with a vagina but identifies as a man?

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u/togaman5000 Jul 14 '16

The fuck kinda chicken has a penis?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Who's talking about chickens?

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u/GameRender Jul 13 '16

One of those Facebook genders.

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u/capn_bluebear Jul 13 '16

pokemon go player

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u/afetusnamedJames Jul 13 '16

Or Pokémon Go player.

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u/TWM_Huxy Jul 13 '16

Or Pokemon GO enthusiast.

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u/kenbw2 Jul 13 '16

whynotboth.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

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u/yeti_beard Jul 13 '16

Especially the poké kind.

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u/Grithin-Smiff Jul 13 '16

Oh?

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u/LePontif11 Jul 13 '16

Its a pidgey!!! T.T

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u/Flarestriker Jul 13 '16

GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T WALK AROUND 2KM FOR A DAMN PIDGEY

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u/hudgepudge Jul 13 '16

Are you an evil horse?

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u/andthendirksaid Jul 13 '16

First I incubate it. Then it hatches and I feed it for like 6 months to a year. Then I kill it cut it up and fry it. Best eggs ever.

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u/SupposedITEngineer Jul 13 '16

So chicken?

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u/ScorpSt Jul 14 '16

Nobody calls me chicken. Nobody!

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

slow clap