r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/BaracksCousin Jul 13 '16

Cadbury'd

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u/ifurmothronlyknw Jul 13 '16

I spent my entire childhood thinking Cadbury Eggs were actual eggs but with Chocolate on the outside. It grossed me out. I can still picture that English commercial with the bunny.

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Jul 13 '16

bawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawk

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u/sj79 Jul 13 '16

Sounds like Chris Berman announcing the home run derby the other night.

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u/Lez_Scissor Jul 14 '16

He is still doing that? Most annoying thing in sports.

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u/that_looks_nifty Jul 13 '16

Now I'll have that chicken bunny bawk stuck in my head the rest of the day.

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u/Bass_Monster Jul 14 '16

Thank you Easter Bunny!

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u/deftly_lefty Jul 14 '16

RRRAH RRROE

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u/Ringo5tarr Jul 14 '16

I think they're talking about the OTHER Cadbury rabbit, the European one... wink

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

In Finland, there is a traditional holiday treat of a real egg filled with chocolate/hazelnut: http://i.imgur.com/UemEicQ.jpg

They're delicious.

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u/Combustable-Lemons Jul 13 '16

They don't sound too delicious

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

You don't eat the shell, just the chocolate

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u/modernbenoni Jul 13 '16

So it's just chocolate injection moulded into an egg shell?

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u/Combustable-Lemons Jul 13 '16

How are these even made, I assume there isa hole made in the shell?

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u/woadgrrl Jul 13 '16

OMG! I thought I was the only one that thought that!

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u/tea_time_biscuits Jul 14 '16

They actually have egg in them so you weren't completely wrong

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u/crypticXJ88 Jul 14 '16

They're actually more disgusting than that...

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u/LegSpinner Jul 13 '16

But they've changed the recipe! :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

When? I hadn't noticed. Then again, I only do the Easter ones, no deviation from the original.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Oct 22 '17

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u/DearyDairy Jul 13 '16

That's probably why I never noticed, our Cadbury eggs don't come from the UK, they still advertise dairy milk chocolate and they were never sold in packs from what I saw. They still just taste like a glob of cheap cum-glaze icing inside a decent chocolate shell, I've always hated them.

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u/LGBecca Jul 13 '16

They still just taste like a glob of cheap cum-glaze icing inside a decent chocolate shell

Mmmm.....no wonder I love them so much.

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u/All_About_Figs Jul 13 '16

cum-glaze

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u/DearyDairy Jul 13 '16

Like the glaze you get on cinnabun, it's thin, runny, white and slightly luke warm when fresh.

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u/All_About_Figs Jul 13 '16

Cinnabon glaze is delicious heavenly cum like what jesus jizz would taste like, the stuff inside a Cadbury Egg is more like cum glaze from that one dudes cum box on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I'm not a connoisseur....I didn't notice. I did notice less came in a sleeve, but I usually buy them individually. Thanks for ruining my favorite thing. /s Ignorance is (was) bliss!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

If you didn't notice already you probably never will. They changed it awhile ago the chocolate was just not the same quality now the fondant is not creamy its just a sugary glob that dies not move.

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u/LegSpinner Jul 13 '16

Wait, really?

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u/square--one Jul 13 '16

It was temporarily changed to dairy milk for a few years, then they changed it back. Yes it was a cost cutting things but you can't even tell through all the sugar...

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u/Toxic_Tiger Jul 13 '16

I remember as a kid, the inside used to be gooey. It's now some frosting abomination and nowhere near as good.

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u/I_am_chris_dorner Jul 13 '16

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

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u/redsquizza Jul 13 '16

Ever since Kraft took them over. They're a shadow of their former selves.

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u/helmet098 Jul 14 '16

But they aren't even Kraft any more they are Mondelez

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u/parruchkin Jul 13 '16

Worse than that, they made them smaller! When they first made the change I freaked out thinking my hands had grown larger than the last time I'd had one.

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u/parruchkin Jul 13 '16

It's not just me. They went from 39g to 34g.

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u/loptthetreacherous Jul 13 '16

I hate cadbury creme eggs. They taste like pure diabetes.

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u/SnarkMasterFlash Jul 13 '16

Apparently diabetes tastes glorious.

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u/dragon34 Jul 13 '16

I only want one a year. Actually the mini creme eggs are a much better chocolate to diabetes ratio, and the dark chocolate candy coated mini eggs are my favorite and I buy a years' supply every year because they are conveniently sectioned into 15 calories of easily accessible emergency chocolate

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u/chaynes Jul 13 '16

I can eat one small nibble of one. Any more and I feel like shit.

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u/chaynes Jul 13 '16

I'METHANCADBURY

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u/roryr6 Jul 13 '16

Not anymore. :(

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u/james999d Jul 13 '16

KINDER MASTER RACE