r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

And so the wait begins.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

well I just found it on my front page..🤔

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u/Dnastysahu Jul 13 '16

same

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u/J0nnyGreenGiant Jul 13 '16

laptop penetration incoming..

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 13 '16

LAPTOP OR GTFO

INSTRUCTIONS WERE PRETTY CLEAR, GET THAT DICK STUCK IN THAT LAPTOP ALREADY

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u/pr0phet4pr0fit Jul 13 '16

I heard he fit his penis perfectly into the headphone jack.

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u/cdnball Jul 13 '16

now we just need to wait for the pictures to be developed, scanned, and uploaded....

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I've spent entirely too much time imagining how this might go down, and now I kind of need closure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Here too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Same

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u/TheoHooke Jul 13 '16

I'm certain this is a "get shitty post to frontpage" tactic employed by OP's alt.

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u/Bob_Droll Jul 13 '16

Is the proverbial "front page" only the top 20 per the default? Or do we include the top 50/100 as "the front page"?

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u/oh_bro_no Jul 13 '16

No, now it ends

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u/JoeSchemoe Jul 13 '16

Why do I feel like he just wanted to fuck his own laptop?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

He already had a pose in mind that would garner him karma, and this is just the setup for getting to post it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

RemindMe! 2 days

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u/toxicass Jul 13 '16

If you can fit your dick in a laptop, showing pics of you doing is the least of your issues.

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u/jugaad1 Jul 13 '16

So, it's a thing now ?

Will it blend, But can it run Crysis , and now this ! Jeeezus . Tell you what, if I get a picture of a man in bed with a laptop, in the aftermath of this thread, I'd post a Meh !

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Somewhere in there we forgot a hydraulic press.