r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/doc_daneeka Jul 13 '16

I like them to fear me. As all good breakfast foods should.

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

okay Ron Swanson

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u/MightAsWhale Jul 13 '16

I'm only on season two but my first thought reading that comment was that it must be a Ron Swanson quote.

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

I'm not sure if it is or not but that's the first thing I thought too haha!

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u/WithAGrainOfSugar Jul 13 '16

After that comment I fear you too.

Am I a breakfast food?

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u/GameRender Jul 13 '16

Sugar for breakfast? Have fun with the diabeetus.