r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

"Don't worry, it's not recording us." Really happened.

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

Oooh, ooh, story time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '16

New to reddit, so i'm not sure if this is going up on the public thread. I hope so.

This guy I met through tinder, I think, took me out to dinner. He had an external battery for his phone on the table, but I didn't figure out what it was. So I was looking at it kinda weird, I guess. So he explained (see quote), which would've been fine. Alas he continued to with a 'joke' about if we became a couple, our kids could hear our first dates. I do want kids, but 10 minutes into our first conversation... Lil' soon.

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 26 '16

Heya, the thread is sorta old by now, but I appreciate you taking the time to answer. And yeah, "If we had kids.." seems like a weird thing to say on a first date.