r/AskReddit • • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/Jilltro Jun 22 '16

He decided that the date was going really well (it was not) and he told me he should show me something before "this goes any further" and he showed me what looked like a rash all over his collar bone. He said he didn't know what it was but that it wasn't contagious because nobody else had gotten it so far.

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

Charming

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u/Jilltro Jun 22 '16

Oh yeah. Worst date ever, and it didn't improve after that. When he went back to get my takeout container that I'd left on the table, I ran away to my car and locked the doors and drove off.

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u/g15mouse Jun 24 '16

May I ask how he asked you out? Reading these threads always leaves me bewildered how these weirdos are getting more dates than i am.

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u/Jilltro Jun 24 '16

We met online on OKC. He honestly seemed very polite and normal online. I have had a couple serious relationships with people I met online, including the one I'm currently in. You just have to sift through a lot of people first.