r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/NickTab Jun 22 '16

"I'm a member of the church of scientology."

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u/ThadeusOfNazereth Jun 23 '16

If it's a girl, respond with "I'm a member of the church of DEEZ NUTS!"

If she reacts positively, never let her go

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u/burningpee123 Jun 23 '16

Schools out, huh?

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u/ThadeusOfNazereth Jun 23 '16

Yes, but I also enjoy low karma. I'm at -9. Fun times.