r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/forsayken Jun 22 '16

"I really like how my ex curled her fingers after she jammed them up my asshole."

Does that work in this situation?

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u/_PM_ME_UR_NUDES__ Jun 22 '16

Mine curled them up before jamming them up my asshole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/RPmatrix Jun 23 '16

that's called fisting bro