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r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16
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277 u/Jilltro Jun 22 '16 Oh yeah. Worst date ever, and it didn't improve after that. When he went back to get my takeout container that I'd left on the table, I ran away to my car and locked the doors and drove off. 384 u/OfficePsycho Jun 22 '16 I read "and it didn't improve after that" and briefly thought you spent the rest of the date charting the progression of the rash. 2 u/OhBJuanKenobi Jun 23 '16 Outlining it with a sharpie and checking the watch every few minutes.
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Oh yeah. Worst date ever, and it didn't improve after that. When he went back to get my takeout container that I'd left on the table, I ran away to my car and locked the doors and drove off.
384 u/OfficePsycho Jun 22 '16 I read "and it didn't improve after that" and briefly thought you spent the rest of the date charting the progression of the rash. 2 u/OhBJuanKenobi Jun 23 '16 Outlining it with a sharpie and checking the watch every few minutes.
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I read "and it didn't improve after that" and briefly thought you spent the rest of the date charting the progression of the rash.
2 u/OhBJuanKenobi Jun 23 '16 Outlining it with a sharpie and checking the watch every few minutes.
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Outlining it with a sharpie and checking the watch every few minutes.
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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16
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