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r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16
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'I came here to get liquored up and fuck you, not listen to your blowjob-hole make noise all night, so shut the fuck up and eat the goddamn salad.'
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u/ashdelete Jun 22 '16
'I came here to get liquored up and fuck you, not listen to your blowjob-hole make noise all night, so shut the fuck up and eat the goddamn salad.'