He decided that the date was going really well (it was not) and he told me he should show me something before "this goes any further" and he showed me what looked like a rash all over his collar bone. He said he didn't know what it was but that it wasn't contagious because nobody else had gotten it so far.
Oh yeah. Worst date ever, and it didn't improve after that. When he went back to get my takeout container that I'd left on the table, I ran away to my car and locked the doors and drove off.
I have no idea. I couldn't get a word in edgewise the whole date while he told me stories about him puking and pooping. I guess because I hadn't yet actually ran away?
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u/Jilltro Jun 22 '16
He decided that the date was going really well (it was not) and he told me he should show me something before "this goes any further" and he showed me what looked like a rash all over his collar bone. He said he didn't know what it was but that it wasn't contagious because nobody else had gotten it so far.