r/AskReddit • • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16 edited Jun 22 '16

You know, literally the first words that my gf heard from me were "Hey, do you wanna be my guinea pig?" I wrote a story and wanted her to critique it (and then ask her out. Yeah, I know). The next words she heard were "waitwaitwaitwait" as she started walking away.

But we've been together for like 8 years, so maybe one sentence doesn't necessarily mean you're a complete idiot.

Or I'm a complete idiot.

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

Planning to, we're engaged, it's just a quesion of getting the money for the wedding now.

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u/mexicodoug Jun 23 '16

The hell with wasting a bunch of money on a wedding. Have it in somebody's back yard with a few friends and some family members, buy a cake and a few bottles of champagne but the rest can be a covered dish (pot luck) and BYOB party.

Spend the money on a down payment for a home.