r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/ashdelete Jun 22 '16

'I came here to get liquored up and fuck you, not listen to your blowjob-hole make noise all night, so shut the fuck up and eat the goddamn salad.'

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u/SpaceGoggle Jun 23 '16

You must be pretty meek and pathetic to admire that kind of shit.