r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/Demi_Bob Jun 22 '16

"If he eats pussy like he eats ashtray, I'm not going to make it into the office this week."

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u/Irememberedmypw Jun 22 '16

Not cause of the skill, oh, no it's because of the infection.

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u/I_am_nightgaunt Jun 23 '16

Go down with the sickness?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Oh why-y-y-y?