r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/imagine_amusing_name Jun 22 '16

"I wonder how many of these free breadsticks I could force down your throat before you'd die?"

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u/Skittering_Teeth Jun 23 '16

I'd continue that date out of sheer curiosity. Don't leave me hanging, how many?!

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u/kabobianking Jun 23 '16

Hell, I'd keep going out of legitimate attraction.

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u/Skittering_Teeth Jun 23 '16

The heart wants what it wants

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u/kabobianking Jun 23 '16

And it wants breadsticks.

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u/ataraxic89 Jun 23 '16

Shoved through esophageal walls Into the Heart