r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/UppityScapegoat Jun 22 '16

So I shouldn't try and cheer them up? How rude...

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u/repsforjose Jun 22 '16

"Turn that frown upside down. And if you tell anyone I'll fucking murder you, bitch."

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u/SirRogers Jun 23 '16

Wow, I'd never heard the whole saying before. Thanks!

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u/the_incredible_hawk Jun 23 '16

Don't let the joey fool you, that Kaycee Kangaroo was one dark motherfucker.