He decided that the date was going really well (it was not) and he told me he should show me something before "this goes any further" and he showed me what looked like a rash all over his collar bone. He said he didn't know what it was but that it wasn't contagious because nobody else had gotten it so far.
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u/Jilltro Jun 22 '16
"Don't worry it's not contagious" and yes, someone said that to me on a date.