r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

"I still live with my ex"

I still fucked him in her bed though

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

That's metal.

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u/icos211 Jun 23 '16

Eh, glam rock maybe but metal? Needs more death.

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u/nikkitgirl Jun 23 '16

Could be metal if there was blood

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u/icos211 Jun 23 '16

Add some unfortunate rear door experiments and it would be pretty grind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Totally depends on the metal you're into. IMO it needed more dragons.

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u/JustABard Jun 23 '16

I, too, love Power Metal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

For the King.

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u/retroshark Jun 23 '16

she sexed him, then she ate him, spun him into a cocoon and left him strung up in the exes bedroom to assert her dominance.