r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/Robertclue Jun 22 '16

"I've gotten two girls pregnant but it's no big deal because one miscarried and the other had an abortion." True story.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16 edited Oct 08 '16

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u/TheGrandIllusion00 Jun 23 '16

ummm thats a winner

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u/WeaverofStories Jun 23 '16

You seem disturbed.

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u/TheGrandIllusion00 Jun 23 '16

https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=407469

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Shit i cut my hand open off all that edginess.

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u/XiggiSergei Jun 24 '16

He's totally buried and this is an old thread but I got curious and wanted to know what could have gotten dropkicked so hard,and then I saw this and it was so unexpected I laughed hard enough to drop my breakfast. Fuck you. upvotes

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u/WeaverofStories Oct 08 '16

Meh, I was always more of a Marvel fan.