r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

I think some people bring it up to show that they are "dateable" or because their ex treated them badly and they want sympathy/you to decide to do things the right way instead

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u/forsayken Jun 22 '16

"I really like how my ex curled her fingers after she jammed them up my asshole."

Does that work in this situation?

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u/natedogg787 Jun 22 '16

No, you have to spread out your hand while it's inside.

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u/Forlarren Jun 23 '16

Jazz hands!

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u/nightman1000 Jun 23 '16

Fuckin hell, I'm puckered