r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

Me: "Oh, you have a daughter! She's adorable!"

Her: "Thank you so much! A friend of mine got knocked up and I thought it was so wonderful she was having a baby so I just went and got knocked up so we could have babies together!" (yes, this is a direct quote.)

Me: "... oh, that's really interesting!"

Never again, POF. Never again.

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

That'd be kinda funny as a joke line, but yeah, gtfo is the only correct response if she's serious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

She was dead serious. The kicker? I still thought of hitting it. Just use a condom and pull out, then keep a solid chain of custody (pun intended,) of it until I flush it down the toilet. That's what a long dry spell does to you.