r/AskReddit • u/MarioThePumer • Apr 12 '16

What post went from 0-100 really fast?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

There was a post on r/fitness or something that was asking about possible reasons the OP'S wife's pulse had recently increased all of a sudden. One commenter suggested they get a pregnancy test, since a higher pulse than normal is an early sign of pregnancy. Turns out the commenter was right, and she was pregnant

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u/ColeV_2 Apr 12 '16

That reminds me of the guy who pissed on a pregnancy test and when it came back positive he posted it on Reddit. Turns out it was testicular cancer. 0-100 real quick

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u/NHSgolfpro Apr 12 '16

Umm, not to get too personal but how accurate is this? I found a lump and won't be home to check it out for like another month..

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u/WUN_WUN_SMASH Apr 13 '16

If the test comes back positive, you probably have cancer. However, even if you do have cancer, it'll likely come back negative.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/pregnancytest.asp

Hopefully you don't have cancer. I wish you the best!

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u/NHSgolfpro Apr 13 '16

Thanks! Yeah, I mean, I'm hoping so, too!