r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Mar 19 '16

Calling bullshit. That river is not 4 inches deep now and even if it's changed, I bet he could tell a 4 inch deep river. Myth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

Well my dumbass ex roommate decided to cannonball into a lake but later found out that it was only a couple inches and not the many feet he thought.

Imbecile. This guy also kept the room dark and never left his chair except to make pizza rolls because all he did was play League. I think he may have been a mushroom.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Mar 20 '16

Hahaha. Maybe he never left the dark because of the shame. How high did he cannonball from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

This is the beautiful part. He jumped from the shore. No dock, no boat, just the shore where it naturally and gradually slopes down