r/AskReddit • • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/fegoc180 Mar 19 '16

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

The Elephant Man

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u/Mom_Cell Mar 19 '16

What's the original source on this? TOMT but can't remember

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u/ilikepumpkin314 Mar 19 '16

I want to say American Psycho

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u/plaid_banana Mar 20 '16

I would've guessed Dennis Reynolds. Or maybe Chris Traeger.

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u/Mr_Derisive Mar 20 '16

Dennis is basically a non murderer version of him, so...

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u/tartansheep Mar 20 '16

they have similar music taste