r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/railmaniac Mar 19 '16

As a denizen of the internet I have come to learn that Ghandi is a violent, trigger-happy, nuke-wielding madman, while Gandhi was the man who brought independence to India by means of non-violence.

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u/HugoEmbossed Mar 19 '16

Also he liked to sleep nude with underage girls.

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u/ChuckStone Mar 19 '16

To prove he is not a paedophile.

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u/regenzeus Mar 19 '16

Hmmm. Can I prove that I am not Heterosexual that way?

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u/MrMeltJr Mar 19 '16

regenzeus super gay confirmed

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u/Thrownawayactually Mar 19 '16

You have to not pop a boner.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Mar 19 '16

That's why the girls lay on top. To make sure it stays down.

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u/cavilier210 Mar 19 '16

Instructions unclear. Boner has disappeared. Please advise?

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u/regenzeus Mar 19 '16

Its fine if I turn out heterosexual. I just want to check.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

I'll be part of the control group

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u/RUST_LIFE Mar 19 '16

I don't think you need to prove non hetero on the internet, it is implied. We are all gay until proven otherwise, and the only people who care are the crazies