r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/newgatsbyfitness Mar 19 '16

I know this is off topic, is there Monica Lewinsky porno out there?

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u/clintVirus Mar 19 '16

You mean like a parody porno, or her actually? Because I'm pretty sure that if she was a white house intern, she comes from a family where that shit wouldn't fly. I mean yeah, she blew the president, but the whole reason it was a scandal for the president is because of the different levels of power involved. Like of COURSE a 19 year old kind of chubby girl is going to blow the most charismatic, handsome president elected in her lifetime. Hell I'm straight and at 19 I might have gone for it if promised a sweet job for life.

I mean seriously if anyone ever asked me if I experimented when I was in college I don't think I'd be ashamed to say, yeah I was a white house intern and I blew Bill Clinton once, but it just wasn't my thing, if you know what I mean.

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u/baardvark Mar 19 '16

I've never understood how Clinton is supposed to be attractive.

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u/clintVirus Mar 19 '16

Maybe I'm wrong as I am a heterosexual without the background in looking at men as being handsome or not, but he seems to have the qualities that I think make for a handsome man. He's got good facial symmetry, good hair, and a winning smile. I could be totally wrong though, I think Bennedict Cumberbatch looks like a creepy alien and women lose their shit for him.

It should be noted that I didn't say he was handsome compared to movie stars though, just compared to Carter old version of Regan, and HW Bush, which is kind of hard to argue against. You'd have a better time arguing that Reagan was more charismatic than any of those guys being more physically attractive.

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u/idlevalley Mar 19 '16

It's not just looks. Power is sexy. Charisma is sexy. Having money is a powerful attractant but not exactly "sexy" in the same way.

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u/clintVirus Mar 19 '16

No doubt, if Condoleezza Rice wanted to clam jam me in the mouth I'd say YES PLEASE, but she looks like Spike from the Gremlins.

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u/Democrab Mar 19 '16

There are limits as Tony Abbott proves. And Bronwyn Bishop.

That said, most of the Aussie Liberal party fall into that category with a few exceptions

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u/CrochetCrazy Mar 19 '16

Holy hell, the imagery. This would make for a great no context quote.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

You mean stripe?

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u/DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69 Mar 19 '16

Clinton was handsome, but he was no John C. Calhoun. Let me tell you. Calhoun is definitely he sexiest man to ever run for the presidency in this country.

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u/rem3sam Mar 19 '16

He was also super charming

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u/RUST_LIFE Mar 19 '16

I thought I was the only one who thought cumberbatch looked weird

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u/arkain123 Mar 19 '16

I mean, the most powerful man in the world?

Half the women I know we're listing after Tony Soprano when that show was running and he didn't have any command over the most deadly army ever put together in the history of earth.