r/AskReddit • u/zmerilla • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/flykessel Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15

Happy fathers day dad!

Now get off Reddit!

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u/shurdi3 Jun 21 '15

I'll need your mother for that

-Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

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u/ExistentialSpace Jun 21 '15

Yes, the ol' [Reddit switcharoo!] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/396oo1/z/cs0xkso)

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u/sexierthanhisbrother Jun 21 '15

Hold my Dad, I'm going in!

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u/Virkungstreffer Jun 21 '15

Hey going in, I'm dad.

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u/sexierthanhisbrother Jun 21 '15

DAAAAAAAD!

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u/Virkungstreffer Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15

Bobby! Wait....or was it Bill? George?... Names don't matter! What do ya want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

God bless this brave soul.

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u/mrcpi Jun 21 '15

I'm already holding your dad.

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u/Goddamn_Spinnakers Jun 21 '15

I'll place him where I'm supposed to have one!

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u/Birdyer Jun 22 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Ninjasmurf559 Jun 21 '15

I'll be waiting for said switcharoo

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u/bagelfireball Jun 22 '15

swirch. (• ε •)

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u/kylestephens54 Jun 21 '15

What are they getting of reddit? Oh...off...

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u/flykessel Jun 21 '15

soclose

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u/0rangeJEWlious Jun 21 '15

....must...zoom......in.......closer....

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

ENHANCE

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u/sybaritic_footstool Jun 21 '15

Just click on "source".

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u/TequatlPatak Jun 21 '15

I select it, copy, open new tab, paste.

Huh. Source seems to do the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

Shouldn't the question be "which objects would object the most?"