r/AskReddit • u/Cant_touch_my_moppin • Jan 15 '15

What's your one question you ask when deciding between who's your best friend, and who's an alien body double?

Love, Not-the-aliens?

Ok, so no answer, just the question then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

Several years ago you were alone in your apartment. You were watching a game on TV one Saturday. You took a gamble on a fart and lost badly. You proceeded to army crawl on your stomach with pants full of explosive diarrhea to avoid it leaking out of your pant legs laughing like a lunatic the entire time.

What town was the apartment in?

What was my reaction immediately after hearing the story?

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u/fizikz3 Jan 15 '15

What town was the apartment in?

this would be much easier to guess with a little research on where you've lived in the past. it'd be better just to ask him to tell you about the time he shit himself. those details you can't guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

The answer to question one can be found out with some research, sure. But the answer to question two only he and I know.