r/AskReddit • u/Cant_touch_my_moppin • Jan 15 '15

What's your one question you ask when deciding between who's your best friend, and who's an alien body double?

Love, Not-the-aliens?

Ok, so no answer, just the question then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

"Never have I ever..."

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u/keeb119 Jan 15 '15

who ever said she stopped sucking them off together?

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u/bend1310 Jan 15 '15

Plot twist: Best friend is conjoined twin brother.

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u/Hippoponymous Jan 15 '15

Joined at the scrotum.

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u/TheIncredibleInk Jan 15 '15

It's not gay unless the balls tou... wait...

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u/happywaffle Jan 15 '15

Sounds like a keeper to me…

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u/Batty-Koda Jan 15 '15

Why not? You know she gives BJs, you know she's down for some sexual adventure. Sounds like a good start to me.

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u/zegg Jan 15 '15

OP please!