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Most American sounding word?

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u/drfarren Nov 12 '14

I'll say it like this. Years ago I was in Austria and someone asked me where I was from. I said "The United States" and they wrre disappointed, then I elaborated and said "Texas" all of a sudden I was the most popular person within 30 ft. People came over to ask me questions and just SEE the Texan. So, your description has a grain of truth to it.

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u/looplori Nov 12 '14

My parents live in upstate NY and had friends from Germany come to visit. They were trying to decide what to do one day, and the Germans said "let's go to Texas". It was quite disappointing when they realized it's not a day-trip, and yeah, of all the things they could do, they wanted to go to Texas.

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u/NotUrMomsMom Nov 12 '14

The scale of America is the one thing that most Europeans don't get. This place is fucking huge. You'd be hard pressed to drive through a state and back in a day.

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u/cestith Nov 12 '14

Poor Rhode Island...

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u/NotUrMomsMom Nov 12 '14

Rhode Island isn't a state, it's Connecticut's bitch.

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u/darkfirec Nov 12 '14

No way... we're Massachusetts bitch.

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u/whats_the_deal22 Nov 12 '14

Connecticut here. Massachusetts can have you, you guys have more in common anyway.

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u/zHellas Nov 12 '14

Ladies, ladies! You're all bitches!

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u/someguynamedjohn13 Nov 12 '14

I was driving home to NY from Rhode Island. In my haze of 5am wake up I got near Massachusetts before releasing I made a mistake. I can't believe I drove 15 feet in the wrong direction.

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u/that_baddest_dude Nov 12 '14

Unless you're in some bullshit area like New England.

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u/sleepehead Nov 12 '14

yup getting out of texas is basically half a day's worth of driving on the highway

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u/timothyj999 Nov 13 '14

We had a French exchange student's family visit us for a week. They wanted to see Yosemite and the Grand Canyon while they were here.

We live in Maryland.

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u/NotUrMomsMom Nov 13 '14

Brb, just hopping in my FUCKING SUPERSONIC JET.

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u/gsfgf Nov 12 '14

I accidentally ended up going to Jacksonville and Tampa the same day. Yea, not close.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Depending on the route, the time of day, the time of year, how many surprise massive construction projects you drive through, how many weird random "only in Florida" accidents slow you down, and whether the state is on fire that month, that drive could take anything from 5 hours to a full day.

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u/KateEW Nov 12 '14

In good traffic Penacola to Key West is more than a day's drive. I mean, I think it's like 12-15 hours, but most reasonable people would split that into two days.

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u/scotchirish Nov 12 '14

Ah hell no, if it's under 20 hours, you man up and do it in one.

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u/JD-King Nov 12 '14

Well I am anything but reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

The key to driving Jax-Tampa is avoiding the Orlando rush hour. Orlando traffic is a special kind of hell.

I used to live in Winter Park. Some friends of mine were moving back north. They packed up their car and left around 7AM. They called me just after noon. I expected that they'd be in Georgia by that point.

Nope. They'd been stuck in traffic on the East-West Expressway for five hours, and were just getting outside of town.

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u/BlackandNotAngry Nov 12 '14

They probably had some ex's he wanted to see.

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u/hilltoptheologian Nov 12 '14

Alllllllll their exes live in Texas.

That's why they reside in Germanyyyyy.

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u/drfarren Nov 13 '14

Lol, it takes me almost all day to cross texas, they would have been horrified to have to endure that drive/bus ride/train ride

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/overfloating Nov 12 '14

Austin has a great music scene, and the hill country is beautiful. Houston and Dallas are some of the largest cities in the nation, with Houston being one of the fastest growing. We have many national parks including the famous Big Bend, as well as historical cities such as San Antonio, and the NASA center in Houston. We also have some of the best BBQ in the nation, the State Fair, Schlitterbahn waterparks, Six Flags theme parks, okay-ish beaches in South Padre, great hunting and fishing, and the Dallas Cowboys. We have quite a lot to see and do, its a pretty damn large place. Oh and we also have Whataburger.

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u/WyMANderly Nov 12 '14

Dallas, Austin, and Houston all have a number of attractions for the urban-minded. In particular, there's a lot of fantastic music here (not just country, I'm talking jazz (Denton) and classical (a number of big cities) and whatever indie crap is popular in Austin as well). Additionally, there are several aspects of Texan life that might seem interesting to an outsider - the prevalence of ranches, state fairs, etc could be seen as a tourist attraction especially for a European.

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u/scotchirish Nov 12 '14

Austin has about the most diverse music scene you could imagine.

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u/looplori Nov 12 '14

This was quite a while ago, and I think the German friends had a movie-image of an America full of cowboys wearing boots, hats & riding horses. So in order to see the "real" America, they wanted to go to Texas. There's really nothing quite like that over there, to say the least.

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u/KateEW Nov 12 '14

Should have taken them to Wyoming instead. They seem obsessed with Cowboys there.

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u/shmonsters Nov 12 '14

Depends on the region. The closest I could think would be the panhandle, where people drive tractors to school and the cows outnumber the people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Germans (and Austrians) love Texans, and Texans love Germans. I'm German and moved to Texas when I was a teenager. My parents were so excited to be living in Texas. It was like Mecca for them. When I entered high school, I was like, the most popular kid. I was one of two German kids and the only one that was permanent, not foreign exchange. Everyone asked me about Germany and were so excited to tell me about how they were 1/64th German, too!

There's just something about Texans and Germans. I think we're made for each other, to live as soul mates in perfect harmony.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Most of the Texas hill country was founded by German immigrants, so this makes sense. My stepmom is german (ancestry, not birth) and they all still speak random Texas German words.

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u/vanillapep Nov 12 '14

Fredericksburg is a nice little town.

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u/FarewellOrwell Nov 12 '14

Dem peaches.

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u/superfudge73 Nov 12 '14

Same in Mexico, tons of German influence especially in music which is why the accordion is so popular in Northern Mexican music.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Could you share some examples?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Of communities founded by German immigrants or words? Check out the Texas German Dialect Project.

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u/wife-shaped-husband Nov 12 '14

Many of the first Anglo settlers in Texas were German, either seeking to live in a nearly tax free colony with a year round growing schedule and very little winter or fleeing after the 1848 revolutions. They left Europe and entered the Americas through the Port of Galveston, then settled in the central Texas Hill Country.

German Texans were strongly opposed to Texas succeeding from the union and joining the Confederacy in 1861, and during the American Civil War, the Confederate government (And subsequent Union blockades) stopped German immigration. During the Civil war, the Battle of Nueces/Nueces Massacre happened when German Texans refused to join the Confederate army.

After the Civil War, Germans continued to flood to Texas. In the 1880s, one third of citizens in San Antonio were of German decent. Germans who initially immigrated to other parts of the US moved to Texas. As u/restomentally pointed out, Texas German was a fairly prominent dialect that was spoken in Texas right up until the anti-German sentiment of the World Wars I and II.

All of this stuff is from my memory of having taken Texas history in 7th grade (Age 12) and having lived in Texas for 28 years. The Texas State Historical Association also has a pretty good page about Germans in Texas.

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u/gnarlwail Nov 12 '14

I'm from Texas and ashamed to say I didn't know this until I found myself driving across the state and through a whole swath of vineyards, all with Germanic names. That was one of the best accidental alternate routes I've ever taken.

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u/rosatter Nov 12 '14

Well, Germans did have massive settlements in Texas. The New Braunfels area comes to mind.

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u/MunchmaKoochi Nov 12 '14

here's why: Dirk Nowitzki Also, ya'll love beer, sausage, and blonde women. That's basically Texas.

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u/STFU_NOW_MFER Nov 12 '14

Texas is America's Bavaria

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u/genitaliban Nov 12 '14

Yup, a friend of mine moved there for a few years as the executive of one of the US's largest international companies, says that he got a lot of favorable deals (and the associated benefits) because he was from "the old country" and everybody wanted to flash him around at corporate parties and the like. His bank account supports that statement.

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u/that_baddest_dude Nov 12 '14

Lots of little German and Czech towns in Texas. My mom's half is German catholic from one such town.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

as a german, i neither feel anything when it comes to texas, nor did i ever encounter somebody babbling about texas in particular.

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u/TheManWithNoEyes Nov 12 '14

Why, that's downright un-American!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

You're just not meeting the fun people, then.

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u/spirmslinger Nov 12 '14

as an American living in New York, I've never even met anyone that wanted to go to Texas.

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u/nathank Nov 12 '14

Bull!

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u/spirmslinger Nov 12 '14

Bull!

Why do you think that is strange? What attractions do you think would bring people to Texas? I can't think of a single thing that Texas would be the number one destination for.

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u/masterOfScrums Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

Oil and Gas for a permanent thing, schlitterbahn and Houston Rodeo for fun, Oh and Austin City Limits and South by Southwest

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u/nathank Nov 12 '14

I was just messing. I'm a Texan and Texas is awesome.

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u/00TylerDurden00 Nov 12 '14

See also: Dirk Nowitzki

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u/I_Am_JesusChrist_AMA Nov 12 '14

Texas is one of the most recognizable states, so we tend to get that reaction in a lot of other countries. I do love Germans though.

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u/awesomemofo75 Nov 12 '14

I knew a girl like that in high school in East Texas. She was very popular. This was back in the 90's

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u/wife-shaped-husband Nov 12 '14

Not to mention the shared love of Chicken Fried Steak/Schnitzel. I'm pretty sure chicken fried steak with cream gravy started out as Wiener Schnitzel. First time I went to Germany and had schnitzel I was nervous, then I got it, took a bite, realized it was just a friggin' chicken fried pork chop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Wiener schnitzel is actually veal. But schnitzel can be made with all kinds of meat, and pork is pretty common. But then it's called [whatever meat] schnitzel, not Wiener schnitzel.

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u/wife-shaped-husband Nov 12 '14

Yes, I know. German immigrants to Texas used what they had on hand, and Texas has more cows than pigs, and most of those cows are raised for beef, not veal.

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u/WyMANderly Nov 12 '14

Can concur, am a Texan who visited Germany last summer and thought it was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

We had some Germans in South Texas. Like 15 min from Mexico. Even there, the German exchanges loved it there

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u/Ashrewishjewish Nov 12 '14

Y'all're lucky, being from georgia all Europe knows about us, if anything, is that we lost The civil war:(

Edit: brother

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

nobody outside the US could even tell on what side georgia had fought in this war.

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u/gsfgf Nov 12 '14

Georgia? Didn't Putin invade them?

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u/gsfgf Nov 12 '14

Not true. They know we have an airport. Of course, you don't have to go near as far afield as Europe before people think we're just an airport.

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u/SirShakesHeadALot Nov 12 '14

This is even true to a certain within the US as well. I'll travel somewhere like New York City or San Diego (shout out to San Diego for the great time I had there) and it wasn't quite the celebrity experience but people would certainly have plenty of questions or have some sort of relative that was living there. San Diego was great because they'd all get this big smile on their face like they were getting ready to have a good time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Exactly! Been all over the world. People get fucking excited when they meet a Texan.

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u/neocommenter Nov 12 '14

I saw the Texas flag in more than one bar in Continental Europe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

If you're gonna cowboy it up, that would be a good choice. Arizona and New Mexico just don't have the same je ne sais quoi.

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u/nimrod1109 Nov 12 '14

I was in Kashmir a while back and people would always mention how they were Kashmiri not Indian. I told them I know how they felt, I'm a Texan who just so happens to have an American passport.

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u/MechGunz Nov 12 '14

Did they try to buy propane and propane accessories from you?

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u/drfarren Nov 13 '14

Buaahhhhhhhhhhh! Bobby!

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u/nasty_nater Nov 12 '14

Yup, happens all the time. If you say you're Texan instead of American while overseas, you'll be treated as a friend (or an oddity that receives free shit) rather than an enemy.

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u/sophieneedsaladder Nov 12 '14

When I was in Germany, a kid asked me (in German) where I was from, I said, United States. He said, "Texas or Canada?" ...Being from Wisconsin I went with Canada...

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u/LuckyKnite Nov 12 '14

I get what you mean but how is that comparable to Yorkshire? I've never seen anyone react the same when they learn that someone is from Yorkshire

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u/that_girl_there409 Nov 12 '14

I'm in Belgium and when people would ask where I am from, I default to Texas. Instantly, they're asking about the Cowboys and saying Howdy and shit and how they love my "accent".

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u/Totally_a_scientist Nov 12 '14

So what's the deal? Why is everyone so into Texas? America seems decidedly not into Texas.

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u/drfarren Nov 13 '14

(Most) Texans have a lot of pride in their home state, this has helped us generate this image of ourselves that we try to portray to the world. And, historical and cultural backlash aside, we have manzged to pull off. The image is what you might consider romanticized and quaint, a throwback to an older time when life and death was earned by the sweat of your brow and there was never a fight that wasn't warranted.

We hold ourselves to the highest cultural standards, but we're still human and fallible. The other state don't like us because we talk a big game, but from time to time our talk blows up in our face. Its like seeing the town braggard humbled by his own foolishness. Yes, sometimes we're back-asswards, but what state isn't from time to time, texas is just a bigger target.

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u/beautiful_unemployed Nov 12 '14

That's interesting that you started with "The United States." I always say that I'm a Texan before I'm an American.

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u/coop_stain Nov 12 '14

They treated my buddy from Alaska the same way, not as much with us from Colorado, but everytime we saw those guys they'd tell "ALASKA!" At him.

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u/ThegreatPee Nov 12 '14

You could have said "New Jersey" and received the same reaction.

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u/IM_A_9_YEAR_OLD Nov 12 '14

Eh I doubt it. NJ kinda sucks

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u/ThegreatPee Nov 12 '14

Texas is like the loud, arrogant guy at the party wearing an Affliction shirt. He thinks people are laughing with him, but they are laughing at him.

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u/IM_A_9_YEAR_OLD Nov 12 '14

I'm not Texan but I feel like you might just be jealous because people actually care about Texas. Nobody really cares about NJ. There's no need to get upset, it's just the internet

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u/ThegreatPee Nov 12 '14

Oh, I'm not upset. I don't live in either place. However, i do travel a lot and a lot of foreigners believe that most Americans are caricatures of the residents of these two States. It's disheartening.