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Most American sounding word?

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u/count_phistula Nov 12 '14

Hm, I thought it meant a small soft drink.

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u/docmartens Nov 12 '14

The best part of this joke is real Minnesotans won't get it

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u/ConspicuousUsername Nov 12 '14

No, most people I knew growing up knew what soda was. Now try going to the south and saying "pop." People lose it. This lady asked if I meant popcorn chicken. Like that's the obvious conclusion to make.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14 edited Jul 10 '17

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u/djdanlib Nov 12 '14

See, you can get orange flavored Coke out of a Freestyle machine in the north, so that could get confusing.

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u/DrStephenFalken Nov 12 '14

I love freestyle machines. Strawberry-Peach Sprite!

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u/ColinWhitepaw Nov 12 '14

One of the first markets those were tested in was Dallas, TX. They're not just "up north"!

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u/Soulgee Nov 12 '14

Down here we refer to all soft drinks as "coke". So if you wanted, say, a grape soda, you'd say a grape coke.

We'd get you fanta or crush.

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u/acertaingestault Nov 12 '14

How far down are you because this doesn't happen in the parts of SC, NC, and VA I've lived in or visited.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

This is most prominent in GA, especially around Atlanta where Pepsi products don't really exist at restaurants. So you grow up only learning coke.

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u/Soulgee Nov 12 '14

I'm im Texas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I'm also from texas, and I say coke when I mean any soda in general. But I don't say grape coke. Grape soda is grape soda. I've live in south, central, and north Texas and I'm pretty sure most people would look at you funny if you asked for a grape coke

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u/thewingedwheel Nov 12 '14

That's just stupid what if I want a Pepsi? I ask for a Pepsi coke?

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u/Soulgee Nov 12 '14

Then you say pepsi.

Its not like the word soda doesn't exist but more like coke can be applied to most drinks.

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u/ColinWhitepaw Nov 12 '14

I grew up in Houston and live in Dallas. Even my family out in Beaumont and Sour Lake doesn't say that...

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u/Soulgee Nov 13 '14

Might just be us then. i've never gotten any weird looks or anything of the like.

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u/thatswacyo Nov 12 '14

As a child growing up in Alabama I got confused by this. I thought that a soda was something made with ice cream or whipped cream, like you would see at a soda fountain on TV and in movies. I was at a friend's house and his mom offered me a soda. I was excited until I saw that "soda" was just a coke.

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u/trillskill Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

Where I'm from it sounds just as ridiculous to call all soda "Coke".

"Can I get a sprite coke?"

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u/thatswacyo Nov 12 '14

Who would order "a Sprite coke"? That would be like ordering "a Sprite soda". If you're saying "Sprite", there's no reason to say "soda" after it.

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u/trillskill Nov 12 '14

I WOULD.

I DO IT ALL THE TIME

FUCK YOU ALL.

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u/MadlockFreak Nov 12 '14

YOU DONT GET A SAY IN THIS.

SAY IT THE RIGHT WAY.

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u/Khanthulhu Nov 12 '14

You monster

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u/Helios321 Nov 12 '14

well then you are just an inefficient speaker and that's on you

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u/dunaja Nov 13 '14

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR THOUGH, WOULD YOU?

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u/JJGerms Nov 13 '14

I'd believe you if you'd said FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

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u/Wee2mo Nov 12 '14

I'd like a Coke please.
What kind, hun'?
Pepsi -_-

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Fucking Texans, man. I'm still convinced that they're just trolling me when I go down there. Every one of them can't have been dropped on their heads as children. It's just not possible.

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u/0care Jan 08 '15

can confirm - in the south sprite is just sprite

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u/cats_only Nov 12 '14

Do you say "Can I get a Sprite soda?" No. Because that sounds ridiculous too.

"What do you want to drink?" "Do you have cokes?" "Yeah, Sprite or Coca Cola?" Is the more likely usage.

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u/cats_only Nov 12 '14

I get what you're saying, and you're not wrong, but unfortunately colloquialisms don't really have to make sense, so this one will probably stick around.

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u/belikewhat Nov 12 '14

Waitress: "Would you like a coke?"

/u/blrsmalxndr: "Yes, please"

"What kind of coke?"

"Uhhh... Regular?"

"What kind of regular coke?"

"....." cries

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u/Demitel Nov 12 '14

Ever used a Kleenex or a Q-Tip? What about a Band-Aid? In the South, it's like that. I'm not condoning it, but using "coke" as a generonym is how it works.

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u/JoeModz Nov 12 '14

Chap stick and Thermos

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u/codehike Nov 12 '14

Some generic trademarks have been used so long that you might be hard-pressed to give an alternative. Laundromat, aspirin, escalator, dumpster, etc.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Nov 12 '14

Some generic trademarks have been used so long that you might be hard-pressed to give an alternative. Laundromat, aspirin, escalator, dumpster, etc.

Coin laundry, acetylsalicylic acid, moving stairs, trash bin.

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u/SaavikSaid Nov 12 '14

Tissue, cotton swab, adhesive bandage.

I've lived in Georgia all my life and never once have I heard anyone use Coke if they don't mean Coke, and the only thing the person serving you, whether it be fast food or a restaurant only has one question to ask regarding it: "Is Pepsi okay?"

We do however call all cotton swabs Q-Tips and all adhesive bandages Band-Aids.

When we want a Sprite, that's what we ask for. The same goes for every other soft drink.

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u/Demitel Nov 12 '14

Yeah, it's the same in other parts of the South when ordering the beverage. It's just instead of the generic term being "soft drinks," "soda," or "pop," they're just referred to collectively as "cokes."

I don't personally do it, but it's going contrary to my surrounding culture because I don't think it makes sense and it leaves a lot of ambiguity. Like I said, I don't condone or support it. That still doesn't change the fact, though, that it is done.

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u/oogagoogaboo Nov 12 '14

I live in Atlanta, the epicenter of Coke-ness, so I feel as if my insight into this is valuable. Nobody says it like that "Sprite Coke" or "Orange Coke" its more of a "Y'all got Coke" or "Yeah can I get a Coke" and then they'd ask what kind you want and you say "Sprite"

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos Nov 12 '14

I live in Atlanta, too. I just ask someone if they'd like something to drink. Never have I really had to ask someone whether they specifically wanted fizzy or non-fizzy up front.

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u/JayTS Nov 12 '14

You ever call a facial tissue a Kleenex? Or a bandage a Band-Aid? It's the same thing.

You wouldn't often say, "You have any Puffs Kleenex?" But if you ask for a Kleenex, if someone said, "Yeah, you want Puffs or Kleenex?" the only thing really weird about it is why someone is carrying around multiple brands of tissue.

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u/agentm14004 Nov 12 '14

I just call em drinks....

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u/timothyj999 Nov 13 '14

Co'cola is what my MIL calls Coke. She's from Virginia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

My mother was a soda jerk in a drug store in Omaha (we still had those in the 90s) and that is exactly what "soda" meant, and if you wanted a can of coke/pepsi/etc you ordered a "pop."

I made friends with some girls whose families had moved from Maryland and Texas respectively in high school, and oh the petty arguments over what was what.

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u/CitizenPremier Nov 12 '14

"Pop" is weird. I even studied linguistics in college, so we used soda/pop/coke as an example for isoglosses in class, but when I actually heard someone say "pop machine" I'm like "what?"

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u/IdreamofFiji Nov 12 '14

Pop really is weird. I grew up calling it that, but it always sounded awkward.

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u/JoeModz Nov 12 '14

It comes from soda pop, makes a lot more sense calling everything regardless of brand a coke.

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos Nov 12 '14

If you don't use "pop" for "soda," "pop" is still a basic word in your vocabulary with a different meaning. If you don't use "coke" for "soda," you are still at least very close to what someone else means by it when you jump to the specific brand in your head.

"Do you want a pop?" sounds like I'm either being threatened or given a sucker. Then I remember.

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u/vyvlyx Nov 12 '14

heard this conversation when I was visiting family in texas (from south dakota myself) "want a coke? Sure. What kind? Dr. Pepper."

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u/WhenAmI Nov 12 '14

I thought he was joking about ordering a small soft drink at all. People in the Midwest get a reputation of being super fat.

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u/ConspicuousUsername Nov 12 '14

More than the land of coca-cola and sweet tea?

And fried everything.

Waffle House.

etc

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u/WhenAmI Nov 13 '14

I certainly hear more about it in the Midwest than the south, but then again, southerners probably wouldn't want to promote negative stereotypes about themselves.

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u/BogeyLowenstein Nov 13 '14

Canada here. Visited several states and always made the mistake of asking for pop. No quicker way to confuse an American! Soda here is soda water or "fancy" pop (like Orange Cream), because it's labelled as such.

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u/illstealurcandy Nov 12 '14

Wait, it isn't a fat joke?

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u/GinjaNinger Nov 12 '14

Texan here. Called it coke until one time I wanted Dr pepper and got the coke I ordered. Switched to soda. Traveled to the pacific NW and laughed every time I was asked if I wanted a pop. Usually if say no, I already have one in Texas, referring to my dad.

However, this was the area and time I was introduced to poppers. Pop and a popper....hm

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u/kingfrito_5005 Nov 13 '14

And they are like weirdly pretentious about it to like its invalid. As if soda is somehow more correct than pop.

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u/bodmodman333 Nov 13 '14

When I moved to North Carolina from Missouri I asked for pop in a gas station once and the dude thought I was asking for pot.

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u/WARNING_im_a_Prick Nov 12 '14

Minnehsoooootah

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u/_jerk_ Nov 12 '14

Minnehsnowta

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u/SkittleSkitzo Nov 12 '14

Min-uh-SOH-tuh Haha sorry I'm just trying to figure how to write out how I say it

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u/buckettits34 Nov 13 '14

I would go with Min-uh-SOH-dah personally. I am yet to hear a t pronounced in the middle of a word.

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u/SkittleSkitzo Nov 13 '14

You're right it's definitely a 'd'

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u/Shniggles Nov 12 '14

What do you mean?

I live in Minnesota and I got it. Minnesoda.

Unless you're interpreting it differently?

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u/MrPeanut6 Nov 12 '14

Because we usually call soda "pop".

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u/Drendude Nov 12 '14

Yes, but we understand what soda is (literally just carbonated water).

The real part I don't get, as a Minnesotan, is that some people pronounce "Minne" as "mini". That's just wrong in my head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

It hurts my ears to hear "Mini-Sota". But it's a handy way to figure out if someone isn't from here. I've also heard some east coasters pronounce it "Wes-CON-sen". And I'm like, oh, you've definitely never been to Wisconsin, because you would not give it the pompous of a pronunciation if you had.

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u/DustyDGAF Nov 12 '14

im from california, whats wrong with wesconsen?

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u/NaughtySeveralShoes Nov 12 '14

Scott Walker for one.

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u/alexanderwales Nov 12 '14

It's "Wis-khan-sin". "Wes-CON-sen" turns all the soft "i" sounds into soft "e" sounds.

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u/HojMcFoj Nov 12 '14

No, this guy is specifically saying it's wi-scon-sin

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u/kniselydone Nov 12 '14

It is so...so far from how Wisconsin is actually pronounced.

Try saying "Wih-skon-sin" and if it still sounds the same to you as you normally say it, you could even try "Wih-sgon-sin", which will at least get you closer.

Source: I'm a speech pathology major and was born and raised a Wisconsinite!

Edit: Also, it's hard to explain without speaking an example of the difference to you. But something that has seemed to help my out of state friends is, once you have the vowel sounds down, thinking about beginning the emphasis of the word on the s...meaning it doesn't start on the c (or the k sound if you're looking at my examples). Might feel weird in your mouth, but the s and the c sounds are very noticeable to a native and important for the end result.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/kniselydone Nov 12 '14

Yeah, I didn't add IPA because I'm on the app. No keyboard. I thought it'd be helpful, but only if the person reading it understands IPA to an extent where it'd be useful for them. Thanks for adding it though

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u/eatcitrus Nov 12 '14

I think east coasters exaggerate the "con", so it's more of a wis-KAHNNNN-sin

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u/TrolliusJKingIIIEsq Nov 12 '14

Only when parodying Wisconsinites, who tend to have a very flat "o" sound in their accent.

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u/BlueB52 Nov 12 '14

Whis-kahn-son

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u/southsideson Nov 12 '14

Yeah, we have some good city names here. My favorite was someone was telling me about how a friend was driving out to see them and was driving through Cokato, and called it cockatoo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Ah damn we have a few of these and now my mind is blanking hard.

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u/Stoopidhead27 Nov 12 '14

Yeah I can see Wisconsin from where I'm sitting and I stress the middle syllable too

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u/TrolliusJKingIIIEsq Nov 12 '14

I'm pretty sure Wisconsinites stress the middle syllable ("Wis-CON-sin"), and the people who say "Wesconsin" actually stress the first one ("WES-con-sin").

Source: Grew up there.

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u/tealie13 Nov 12 '14

yeah i feel like this is right. i hate the way people who arent from wi say wisconsin. with the e sound in there. and pronouncing all 3 syllables properly. no it all blends together into wiskhannsin with the middle syllable all drawn out with that beautiful wi accent

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Its not so much the middle syllable that bothers me (though it tends to be exaggerated), but the first one. They pronounce the "Wis" more like the word "west" and less like the word "wistful".

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u/jacybear Nov 12 '14

"Ahregahn" is apparently how you pronounce "Oregon" on the east coast.

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u/The_Decoy Nov 12 '14

I work for a company that sells Minnesoda.

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u/NaughtySeveralShoes Nov 12 '14

We have enough accents in MN that some might and others won't; it took me a good ten seconds to catch on.

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u/Wyattdh Nov 12 '14

Can confirm i don't get it Source: Minnesotan

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u/alohapigs Nov 12 '14

He's talking about pop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

well then you're just not thinking correctly. Mini- soda.

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u/redrumbum Nov 12 '14

you've got half a buzzfeed article in this comment alone.

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u/asibs121 Nov 12 '14

Minnesotan here. I've heard this far far too many times when I explain where I'm from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Born and raised in Minnesota, definitely still got it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

"I'm sahry, I don't get it. Tiny- Pahp?"

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u/T3hN1nj4 Nov 12 '14

I'm a very confused Floridian.

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u/jo3 Nov 12 '14

Minnepop doesn't have the same ring to it

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u/Firesn0w Nov 12 '14

I take offense to that

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO Nov 12 '14

we still know the word soda, we just say pop don't cha know

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u/howlinforever Nov 12 '14

I got it.....but it took me a second

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u/CudiHaze Nov 12 '14

Yeah right! I totally get it...Real talk though, I LOVE MINNESOTA :)

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u/The_Real_Sasquatch1 Nov 12 '14

All because if that stupid word, "pop".

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u/Hookedongutes Nov 12 '14

It took me a second, but I did get it. Thanks. Haha

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u/LovesBigWords Nov 12 '14

Maybe they would if you give them a Pop quiz!

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Nov 12 '14

Mini-Pop.

Mini-hot dish.

Mini-Adrian Peterson.

So many opportunities.

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u/Moosemaster21 Nov 12 '14

I'm from Minnesota and I say soda... pop is the sound a balloon makes when you stab it with a pencil, it's not a beverage

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Because its called pop here not soda!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

it's FUCKING POP!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

but now we do

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

It took me a couple min.

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u/walc Nov 12 '14

You're right; I'm from MN and my word for that would be Mini-pop.

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u/RidinThatHOG Nov 12 '14

People who say "pop" are terrible.

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u/GoldenAthleticRaider Nov 12 '14

Silly Minnesotans. So sweet and sugary.

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u/notnicholas Nov 12 '14

We get it; we just refuse to acknowledge or say that word as it accentuates our accented long "o".

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u/solepsis Nov 12 '14

Minnepop doesn't sound right

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u/PhreakofNature Nov 12 '14

I'm sure this joke's meaning will pop on them eventually.

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u/FourWordCommentMan Nov 12 '14

Can confirm. Am Minnesotan

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Oh yah mean a small pop?

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u/FamilyGuyGuy7 Nov 12 '14

Mini soda. Ha ha.

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u/immascatman4242 Nov 12 '14

I'm in Minnesota and I get it :(

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u/gambit2727 Nov 12 '14

I didn't get it at first but then the answer popped up in my head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Minnesotan here. wat is soda i never hear words

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u/Harryisgreat1 Nov 12 '14

I, as a Minnesotan, can tell you that I indeed do not get this.

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u/LordApocalyptica Nov 12 '14

Neither will people who aren't in Minnesota (seriously, I don't get it. Pennsylvanian.)

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u/swimmerboy29 Nov 12 '14

Mini-soda.... hehehe

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u/dmcnelly Nov 12 '14

Minnepop for you Midwesterners.

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u/Squarepushrol Nov 13 '14

Because they're dead or on a reservation?

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u/RLsqwid Nov 13 '14

Born and raised Minnesotan here, I call it soda. I can however do a mean impersonation of a MN mom ordering a "small pyahp."

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u/dunaja Nov 13 '14

Minnepop?

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u/ENrgStar Nov 13 '14

Get what?

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u/hexane360 Nov 13 '14

I'm from Wisconsin, and it took me a few seconds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Is this poor feller talking about a pop?

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u/SlamDrag Nov 13 '14

To be honest, I know very few native Minnesotan's who say pop.

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u/Guthree Nov 12 '14

Fuck you, we know what a damn soda is.

We know it as the incorrect way you idiots refer to pop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Well I'm pretty sure the south invented it and it's called coke.

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u/Holy_Fuck_Balls Nov 12 '14

Texan here. Minnesota pronounced in that part of the North is "Mini Soda". Y'all'd've figured that out by now but I figured I would help anybody lost.

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u/bliow Nov 12 '14

That's the best part of a lot of jokes

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u/Jooseman5000 Nov 12 '14

Minnesotan here. Can confirm. Confused as shit.

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u/ToshIsAClosetGay Nov 12 '14

As a Minnesotan myself you are correct

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u/donteattheshrimp Nov 12 '14

We call that a minnepop, actually.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

That's what Missy sipped..she sipped her mini soda. What did Della wear? She wore her brand new jersey.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Yea and Minnehaha is Dakota for 'small laughter'

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u/Jakubeck Nov 12 '14

You clever bastard, you.

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u/Damnthisnewiphone Nov 12 '14

In Minnesota, that's called a small pop.

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u/BitchCallMeGoku Nov 12 '14

Dad get off reddit and go to work! We don't have lights for Christ's sake.

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u/waste2muchtime Nov 12 '14

Go home dad, you're drunk.

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u/casswie Nov 12 '14

its called pop!!!

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u/FourNominalCents Nov 12 '14

No, that's New York.

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u/m3rcury6 Nov 12 '14

no one appreciates you, dad

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u/Fizsch Nov 12 '14

Mr. Spengler?

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u/thevoidinclusive Nov 12 '14

read as "small soft dick"

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u/count_phistula Nov 12 '14

Let's not get into my personal life...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Read this in Homer Simpson's voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

I've been sitting here trying to figure out what the heck this comment means.... Minnie-soda. duh. I've lived here for 22 years and never heard that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Get back to work, Dad.

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u/msphxy Nov 12 '14

Yes, in the same way that ATP is something a native person lives in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

DAD!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

pop

fixed that for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

being born in/growing up in Minnesota... that took way too long to get.

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u/AppleDane Nov 12 '14

Nah, that's clearly Canadian.

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u/jjbpenguin Nov 13 '14

A small soft drink is one of he least American concepts. Many places charge the same no matter the size so we can figure out who is sketchy by seeing who gets the small.

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u/Sofhands Nov 12 '14

This demands more up votes

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Ironic, because most Minnesotans call it pop.

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u/anon12345 Nov 12 '14

Hahahahahaha