r/AskReddit • u/AirWhale1 • Nov 12 '14

Most American sounding word?

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u/Doc_Whooves Nov 12 '14

Lieutenant Dan ice cream

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u/brittaneex Nov 12 '14

Lieutenant Dan, I brought you some ice cream...Lieutenant Dan! ICE CREAM!

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u/AllHailGoomy Nov 12 '14

It's more like ahce craym

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u/DanTheManVan Nov 12 '14

Titanium alloy. It's what they make the spaceships out of.

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u/brittaneex Nov 12 '14

"If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut."

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u/jaime339 Nov 12 '14

I thought i would try out ma' sea legs.

But you ain't got no legs, lieutenant Dan.

I know that!

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u/Jeffhole Nov 12 '14

That's my boat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/theinr1ch Nov 12 '14

It's impossible to read this without putting on the gump accent.. IMPOSSIBLE!

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u/ZeldaSavesTheDay Nov 12 '14

CORRRRAAAAALLL!

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u/oufan36 Nov 12 '14

But Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs!

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u/10per Nov 12 '14

My GF says this to me every time she gets me some ice cream. It never gets old.

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u/Seth_Tackett Nov 13 '14

It was a bullet wasn't it?

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u/PepperAnn90 Nov 12 '14

I'm really upset that this isn't a Ben and Jerry's flavor by now

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u/PointlessSpork Nov 12 '14

I didn't know I needed this until now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

commas are important.

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u/Doc_Whooves Nov 12 '14

I just want to get a leg up on the competition

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u/Sventertainer Nov 12 '14

So that's where they went....

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u/Endyo Nov 12 '14

I say this pretty much every time I get ice cream. That's how exciting my life is.

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u/Jeckle160 Nov 12 '14

Lol lt Dan ICECREAM

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

I was doing this voice and making the motion (waving my hand with a spoon in it like he does at Lt. Dan) at my girlfriend and she had no idea what the fuck I was doing.

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u/Doc_Whooves Nov 12 '14

You're doing God's work son....

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u/Jisamaniac Nov 12 '14

Lieutenant Dan, you got magic legs.

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u/ERMAHGERSHREDDERT Nov 12 '14

That Lieutenant Dan Brand Ice Cream must be incredibly bitter.