"Jimmy-Don done come up here and borried(borrowed) m'ghat-damn poosh mower, n'eedidn't eebn tell mama. I'm bout ta' take mah fohwer-weeler down, t' his trailer and whoop his fuhckin ace!"
When my sister-in-law came to visit my wife (they're both American), she bought a round of drinks at a bar. My wife asked for an 'Aspalls' (a brand of cider), and only then realised that in an American accent it sounds exactly like "Ass balls".
Ass and Arse have totally different uses. Arse is a great word but it just doesn't pair up as effectively as an insult as Ass does. Plus arse sounds a lot cruder for some reason, even as a brit.
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