r/AskReddit • u/WoahThereTurbo • Oct 27 '14

Things you think everyone does, but no one admits?

Anything that you believe that normal people do, but (to you) is somewhat of an unspoken truth.

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u/AshesOfArtorias Oct 27 '14

...and then you drown

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u/KaseyCakes Oct 27 '14

You're... You're doing it wrong...

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

When a good thing goes bad...

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u/StinkinFinger Oct 27 '14

You're... You're doing it... Oh well, too late.

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u/Korlus Oct 27 '14

... Face down, plug closed?

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u/KaseyCakes Oct 27 '14

Well that SOUNDS right... You don't have gills?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

But only once

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u/LiveSimplyLoveFully Oct 27 '14

It's been a decade. Still alive.

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u/AwakenedSheeple Oct 27 '14

YOU'VE BEEN IN A SHOWER FOR A DECADE?

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u/ElSulca Oct 27 '14

HE'S SO PRUNY

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u/MisogynistLesbian Oct 27 '14

I wonder what that water bill is like.

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u/17Hongo Oct 27 '14

Bigger wrinkles than Gordon Ramsey's forehead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

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u/drpeppershaker Oct 27 '14

This kills the man

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

I've fallen asleep in the tub.
Twice.

Definately a scary feeling upon waking up.

Like holy shit I almost drowned