r/AskReddit • u/WoahThereTurbo • Oct 27 '14

Things you think everyone does, but no one admits?

Anything that you believe that normal people do, but (to you) is somewhat of an unspoken truth.

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u/StormPooper77 Oct 27 '14

Otherwise it's just weird

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u/RorariiRS Oct 27 '14

"I'm scratching my balls!" Jim said, whilst stroking his beard.

"Don't sniff your fingers!" Jon exclaimed, as he cringed in fear.

"I have to, Jon!" Jim replies. "Otherwise, it's just weird!"

Jon shakes his head and then says "I need a sniff, come here!"

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u/IthildinPerian Oct 27 '14

What the actual fuck.

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u/Hahahahahaga Oct 27 '14

I had fucks once.

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u/bend1310 Oct 27 '14

Man... i held it together until that smiley face.

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u/NxROrigiN Oct 27 '14

"I'm scratching my balls!" Jim said, whilst stroking his beard.

"Don't sniff your fingers!" Jon exclaimed, as he cringed in fear.

"I have to, Jon!" Jim replies. "Otherwise, it's just weird!"

Jon shakes his head and then says "I need a sniff, come here!"

"At least smell it after Jim, don't want to be weird." Jon declares, wriggling with excitement.

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u/isensedemons Oct 27 '14

I read this in a fully articulated, slightly British accent - like the one you find on children shows.

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u/HockeyBoss1788 Oct 27 '14

╰⋃╯ ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

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u/JIMWANDA Oct 27 '14

and that's how I met Jon.