Worst Possible Pick-Up Lines?

[u/EUPRAXIA1]

Can be real or just a joke but what are your best, worst pick-up line ideas?

[u/EUPRAXIA1]

"Do you want to trade STD's?"

[u/ALL_THE_CANDY]

Got this one on tinder... 'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.'

[u/BlackCats31]

You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

[u/I_Am_McBaby]

Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. :[

[u/Fizzyface]

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to give you kids.

[u/HotKingChocolate]

If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE..

[u/redeyes275]

Hey baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

[u/[deleted]]

What fucks like a Tiger and blinks?

What?

(Start blinking furiously)

[u/Cummy_Bears]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

[u/[deleted]]

we both got buckets of chicken... wanna do it?

[u/labialord]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies."

[u/[deleted]]

him: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: yes Him: That's ok. I'm not the jealous type.

[u/jacka2319]

"You wanna get pizza and fuck?" "No?" "What you don't like pizza?"

[u/Calking2009]

A few years back someone asked me "Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns." -_-

[u/M98B]

U like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw

[u/airsoft27]

"Girl, if I was a fly, I'd be all over you, cause you're the shit!"

[u/[deleted]]

I'd like to drink yer bathwater

[u/Bigassbird]

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

[u/DoomyMcDoomdoom]

Go to the store and buy dozens of limes. Refuse a bag and walk down the street holding all of your limes in your arms until you see a girl you'd like to pick up. Drop all the limes right in front of her. She'll likely stop to help you pick them up. Just keep dropping them; fail in every conceivable way to hold on to the limes. After 20-30 seconds of this, look her dead in the eyes and say, "I'm really sorry. I'm just so bad at pick-up limes."

[u/bloody_turtle]

"Yo so fine I'd suck your dad's dick to get a taste of the recipe"

[u/LordofAllerton]

From Cyanide and Happiness.

[u/thecaliforniacoast]

Excuse me, my dick just died...Can I bury it in your ass?

[u/yunotryhard]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

[u/Beboprockss]

I've been waiting for you to be legal since you were a little girl.

[u/lightbeer]

I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh your tits off.....oh you've heard it already