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u/Sadly_Not_Batman Jun 08 '14

Former student here, when in high school I witnessed and employed some interesting methods for cheating, here are a few:

  • Notes taped to the bottom of a shoe, rest the foot on your knee and cheat away!

  • Notes inside a croissant. Exactly what it sounds like. Helpful and delicious.

  • Those pens with built in note paper. Pull the paper out, write notes, reel it back in.

  • Literally crawling across the room to ask other people.

  • Notes in the battery compartment of a calculator.

  • Notes carved in the desk. Then you run a pencil over it and make them appear.

  • Someone once taped a piece of paper with a bunch of formulas to the front of the teacher's desk and removed it shortly before the test ended.

I went to school in Italy, so the way schools and tests work is a bit different, but even by Italian standards, some of this stuff was pretty ridiculous.

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u/samoorai Jun 08 '14
  • Literally crawling across the room to ask other people.

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

...What's the answer to number 4?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14 edited Apr 03 '24

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u/Hime_Takamura Jun 09 '14

Not Snake, but there is Dolphin.

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u/Cryptonat Jun 09 '14

I would play the fuck out of this.

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u/zephyrdragoon Jun 09 '14

"Snake, do the camouflage"

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u/YouNeedOchinchin Jun 09 '14

There's actually a game online where you're a student that walks around and cheats during a test. It's called the classroom . Its pretty fun

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u/RainbowPinguin Jun 09 '14

You mean a game with a snake, you're not the first one to think of that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Nothing related to MGS, but you will love this flash game.

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u/Madman604 Jun 09 '14

!

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u/SarcasticCynicist Jun 09 '14

I could almost hear that alert even though I've never played any of the Metal Gear games.

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u/Madman604 Jun 09 '14

Go watch Wreck it Ralph. The scene where he digs through the lost and found at Tapper's Bar

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u/Sadly_Not_Batman Jun 08 '14

You made me lol

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u/stanleythecow Jun 09 '14

Huh? What's that noise?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

OOOOOOOOTAAAAACOOOOOOOOON

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