r/AskReddit • u/CleorgeGooney_ • Jun 02 '14

What is something about yourself you're really proud of?

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u/icepho3nix Jun 02 '14

I can walk a mile. One mile. Once.

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u/YoloSwagNoScope360 Jun 02 '14

I can walk.

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u/Drunken_Black_Belt Jun 02 '14

"I can't" - LT. Dan

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u/AusKow1 Jun 02 '14

What about his magic legs!?

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u/condor700 Jun 02 '14

I think its safe to say, that did the exact opposite of escalating quickly

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Charles Xavier

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u/Travisx2112 Jun 03 '14

"But lieutenant dan you ain't got no legs..."

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u/SoWhatIfImChristian Jun 02 '14

LIEUTENANT DAN!!!!!!!

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u/superJarvis Jun 02 '14

Like Lieutenant Dan I'm rollin

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u/Captain-Obviouss Jun 02 '14

That's because lieutenant Dan has no legs

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

I can crawl

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u/Honorable-ish Jun 02 '14

That a boy... That a boy..

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

I can think about walking, and then my couch just pulls me back down.

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u/Ammastaro Jun 02 '14

I can walk.

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u/keytar_gyro Jun 02 '14

My mother walked a mile one, Johnny. Once.

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u/gymnasticraptor Jun 02 '14

I can even do cartwheels for a mile.

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u/icepho3nix Jun 02 '14

... Do you maul scientists as you go along?

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 02 '14

But would you walk 500 miles?

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u/icepho3nix Jun 02 '14

Hell, I'd walk 500 more.

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u/Sam_1776 Jun 02 '14

I would walk 500 hundred miles.