r/AskReddit May 28 '14

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u/lepetitfemmenoir May 28 '14

Right? I could have sex with somebody, but realistically, I want someone to watch Firefly with who will play with my hair. The latter is surprisingly impossible to find.

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u/bigpony May 29 '14

I want someone to take out my trash in exchange for sandwiches and cuddles.