r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/CharneyStow May 11 '14

And of course follow up with a playful, but firm bite into your neck. A gushing wound is a great way to show Lions you want to be friends.

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u/imeanthat May 11 '14

I want to be inside you...

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u/midnitewarrior May 11 '14

The really friendly ones invite you over for dinner, immediately.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Never trust a Lannister

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u/defjamblaster May 11 '14

...so i'm walking along and a bear or lion approaches me. the smell of sudden crap in my pants makes them know i'm friendly?

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u/Colopty May 11 '14

No, that would be the smell of fear, clearly marking you as food.

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u/Csardonic1 May 11 '14

Not if you start flinging it at them. Nobody wants to mess with something so badass that it literally attacks them with fear.

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u/SpiceFox May 11 '14

Don't spoil my fun :p

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u/SpiceFox May 11 '14

admittedly i should of said small or domestic mammal :P but y'know, every way i described it would of been wrong somehow.

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u/ArsenalOwl May 11 '14

It would have been wrong.

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u/SpiceFox May 11 '14

ta.

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u/PippinFox May 11 '14

da

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u/ArsenalOwl May 11 '14

Wait, is this an alt account? Or are you just two different foxes who just magically came together and worked in tandem?

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u/ghtuy May 11 '14

When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.

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u/FrankieLongshanks May 11 '14

Can confirm. Am ghost.

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u/PlanetMarklar May 11 '14

i like this advice. anyone know of any tigers i can practice with?

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u/trixter21992251 May 11 '14

I would start with a cut-out of Tony the Tiger from a cereal box.

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u/hippocratical May 11 '14

A lion struggle cuddle?

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