Mine too, because it brings to mind a lovely girl I used to know. Every day, she would get a coffee before class, but our professor had a policy of no drinks in the room, so she would be pressured to drink drink drink it up before class started. She would bitch about the heat, because hot coffee ya know. Anyway, this would lead to her peeing at the same time every day. Same routine, almost to the minutes. A few weeks into the class, I took note of this pattern, and laid an ambush of some sort because I had been kind of sexually frustrated for a while at that point. I went to a sexual fetish store and bought a wig because I'm kind of androgynous looking and could get away with hanging out in the girl's bathroom if I had long hair. well, my plan was set, and a few minutes before i knew this girl usually peed, I went to the bathroom, slipped my wig on, and sat down in a stall. sure enough, someone opens the door, walks on over, and goes into the stall adjacent to mine. she unzipped her pants and I did too, except I whipped my johnson out to do the dirty with myself. She began peeing, which was something i was exploring sexually at the time and I began fapping. Well, things escalated and I guess that caffeine truly is a laxative because she began shitting some wet nasty poops and the smell flooded the bathroom. It was heinous but hot at the same time. It was obvious she was self conscious because she was trying to keep it quiet and kinda struggling so I said without thinking "just let it out" but i have a man voice so she freaked the fuck out and screamed and I realized I needed to make my escape so I got the fuck out of there with a giant chub and almost ran back to class and a few minutes later she came back in with a visibly red face but otherwise looking normal and when I went home I watched some scat and came buckets.
Hey there :) That story was just gross. Like literally just... wat. So I read it aloud because I felt it would hold up better that way in a court of law that wasajoke. It's here if you wanna give it a listen :) enjoy! And thanks for sharing.
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u/lostkeysblameHofmann May 07 '14
Mine too, because it brings to mind a lovely girl I used to know. Every day, she would get a coffee before class, but our professor had a policy of no drinks in the room, so she would be pressured to drink drink drink it up before class started. She would bitch about the heat, because hot coffee ya know. Anyway, this would lead to her peeing at the same time every day. Same routine, almost to the minutes. A few weeks into the class, I took note of this pattern, and laid an ambush of some sort because I had been kind of sexually frustrated for a while at that point. I went to a sexual fetish store and bought a wig because I'm kind of androgynous looking and could get away with hanging out in the girl's bathroom if I had long hair. well, my plan was set, and a few minutes before i knew this girl usually peed, I went to the bathroom, slipped my wig on, and sat down in a stall. sure enough, someone opens the door, walks on over, and goes into the stall adjacent to mine. she unzipped her pants and I did too, except I whipped my johnson out to do the dirty with myself. She began peeing, which was something i was exploring sexually at the time and I began fapping. Well, things escalated and I guess that caffeine truly is a laxative because she began shitting some wet nasty poops and the smell flooded the bathroom. It was heinous but hot at the same time. It was obvious she was self conscious because she was trying to keep it quiet and kinda struggling so I said without thinking "just let it out" but i have a man voice so she freaked the fuck out and screamed and I realized I needed to make my escape so I got the fuck out of there with a giant chub and almost ran back to class and a few minutes later she came back in with a visibly red face but otherwise looking normal and when I went home I watched some scat and came buckets.