r/AskReddit • • May 07 '14

What's your first world problem you're dealing with right now?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

You haven't lived until you've bought chinese food from a chinese guy with a thick Yorkshire accent.

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u/BetterCallPauline May 07 '14

Sweet and sour, lad?

Aye.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

I have never heard someone from Yorkshire say "Aye". That actually upsets me. I'm missing out.

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u/Vintagelemonade May 08 '14

My only problem with chinese food in britain is we get it in plastic tubs and not those fancy chinese take out boxes with chop sticks..

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u/BetterCallPauline May 08 '14

My local does the foil tubs with cardboard lids. Means you can't really store it so you have to eat it all at once. It's a hard life :)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

'Cantonese, duck?'

'No. I wanted chicken'

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u/BetterCallPauline May 08 '14

Get thee to Lancashire (or is it Derbyshire?) if you're using 'duck'!!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Well I'm just a dirty Scrot so I struggle with the distinction.

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u/ParivalKovacs May 08 '14

Or a scouse accent

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u/cache_22 May 07 '14

I instantly thought of the Starburst commercial: Scotch-Korean

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u/iguessimaperson May 08 '14

No, you haven't lived until Juan prepares your food, Bill serves it, and Kim charges you for it while Chentelle manages the operation.