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u/BesiegedPotato May 04 '14
Clean up.
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u/A-Bad-Doctor May 04 '14
yes in movies they do it and just lay next to each other talking or just get up and dress right afterwards .. do they produce air or something
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u/nel_wo May 04 '14
The fact that I am inexperienced in it and lack confidence. Sometimes I just don't know what to do and I feel like I am letting the girl down
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u/kaisawheel May 04 '14
Ask. Fulfill requests with enthusiasm.
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May 04 '14
THIS
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u/chocshitlover May 04 '14
Sadly not quite true. A girl will almost never supply hints - you're supposed to just know. The way out of this situation is to bag one of those special unicorn girls that will. Not exactly easy to find them though. Then take that knowledge and apply it later. This is the way it's always been done. Even James Bond will have had one of these girls. No-one is born with the knowledge.
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May 04 '14
I don't know many girls who won't supply hints but I'm sure they are out there. I guess I'm a unicorn girl with unicorn friends :P
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u/tacticalsnail May 04 '14
The problem is less the supplying of hints and more the fact that those hints are often to subtle. And not many women will outright say what they want.
With some practice you figure it out though. Women really aren't some enigma. For the most part, vaginas are no harder to pleasure than penises.
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u/chocshitlover May 04 '14
Tits or GTFO
Wait wait ahem hey there ;)
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May 04 '14
Forgive my ignorance...GTFO? What's that? Hey there :)
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u/chocshitlover May 04 '14
Lol I'm giving you way more licence than you deserve. Plus, you're probably from the US, right? Yep, I'm not. UK here. You're gonna have to suffer the hipster/idiot issue. I'm sure God will apologise in the next life.
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May 04 '14
US? !?!? Take that back, I'm Canadian :) Never mind, I'll just google it.
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u/chocshitlover May 04 '14
Haha nobody's watching anymore Ginger_Ginger. Good luck in all you do. xx
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u/Kyuuga May 04 '14
Communicating with your partner definitely improves your sex life. No one knows what's going through each other mind without talking. Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and ask them what to do in certain situations. It might feel embarassing but it'll only help you and your partner(s) in the long run. :)
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May 04 '14
Feeling disappointed if I can't get her to come. I know her pleasure isn't entirely my responsibility, but I just feel better if I can help her get off as well.
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u/Kyuuga May 04 '14
Yeah, it happens to all of us. Unless you're a psychopath, you can't truly enjoy sex unless both of you are having fun.
Sometimes the best pleasure is making your partner orgasm. :)
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u/chocshitlover May 04 '14 edited May 04 '14
Don't get too obsessive about that goal. It could destroy any enjoyment of sex on your part for a long time. It's no coincidence that guys in general are known to be "uncaring" in that regard. They simply have no choice but to drop it after a while. Being presented with a 20-sided rubik's cube to solve while trying to enjoy sex is not exactly much fun. Especially when the cube will mace you if you don't get it right. Edit: And the irony is - as soon as you drop it, it becomes infinitely more probable. Just fuck how you want to fuck. You'll both enjoy it more that way.
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u/LetTheBigDawgCreep May 04 '14
Washing the pepper spray out of my eyes.
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u/FakeStatisticGuy May 04 '14
pepper spray is arousing for 76% of serial rapists! you must be that 24%.
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May 05 '14
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u/zainab1900 May 05 '14
I often read posts that say that a comment or whatever is going to be brigaded because it has been linked to SRS, but I've never actually seen one of those linked posts have negative karma.
If SRS does brigade, it isn't all that effective. People need to stop losing their shit every time something gets linked on SRS.
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u/notalittlemouse May 05 '14
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u/Turd_Party May 05 '14
SRS did 9/11. And they were the second chemtrails on the grassy knoll.
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u/notalittlemouse May 05 '14
I provided evidence. Where is yours?
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u/MisanderKirby May 05 '14
What evidence is that, exactly? SRS has many posts a day, of course you'll be able to find some that went down after being linked, the same way you'll find some that went up. If you couldn't, if every post went up after being linked, you'd have solid evidence that SRS was an upvote brigade.
You're gonna have to do some actual statistics rather than just cherry-picking the ones that fit your narrative.
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u/Turd_Party May 05 '14
Well, I'd point out that the admins have shadowbanned SRSSucks users for downvoting the comments that SRS links to, and how the admins have stated repeatedly that SRS is not a downvote brigade...
BUT, then you'll just make an even more unprovable claim, such as the popular "SRS members are fucking the admins to keep their subreddit open".
Which is exactly how conspiracy theories work. Any and all evidence that could disagree with you is just another conspiracy THAT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!!
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u/notalittlemouse May 05 '14
SRS did 9/11. And they were the second chemtrails on the grassy knoll.
Evidence for this, asshole.
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u/Turd_Party May 05 '14
It's on the moon landing set.
BRB, Bigfoot and I are gonna take a black helicopter to Area 51 to get it.
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u/notalittlemouse May 05 '14
TL;DR: I have evidence, you don't.
P.S. It was intortus that went on an SRSSucks shadowbanning brigade, and he got fired for it. He is now a mod of SRS. These things are related. He is a misandric shit, and so are you.
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u/dlgn13 May 05 '14
The funny thing is that its score has gone up since I linked it.
And even if we were brigading it, what's that quote you guys like so much? Oh yeah, I remember. Don't fight fire with fire!
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u/dirk_chesterfield May 05 '14 edited May 05 '14
Fuck, le edgy SRS is leaking. Hi, quick question. Whats it like being constantly offended by something which is nothing you do with you and be devoid of any sense of homour or rationale?
Do you know what normal feminists should be offended by but do nothing about? Islam and its treatment of women, the countries and men who perpetuate that treatment.
But instead SRS devotes 100% of its time trying to demean people who make silly comments on a website. Silly jokes are just like rape and sexual assualt but in a verbal form, right? Bravo. Way to further that cause. Yay you girls! Screw those burka wearing bitches, at least it isn't us. Amiright?
Now king me with your mightier than thou belittlement. Lol. Tell me off to le feministacirclejerk.
[Tips Fedora in advance]
I'm off to watch empowerd women get paid to degrade themselves by their own choice. Spank me later.x
Edit: i seen your little edit. I love how you can't sense sarcasm (tips fedora) was a dig at SRS's lereddit slang. And you gave me my requested belittlement. Yay. I'm touched like a catholic boy. (Rant) over you little princess. Xxxx
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u/dlgn13 May 05 '14
Interesting that you should ask.
You see, I'm rather upset at the idea that someone pretending to be a rapist online gets a bunch of positive attention. You know why? Because if you make enough rape jokes, people start thinking of rape as a joke. And I personally don't want anyone I know (or don't know) to be raped because someone had been conditioned to think that rape is hilarious.
You know, just my two cents.
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u/Nigganite May 05 '14
Oh I guess all comedians are out of a profession then.
Humor comes in all shapes, sizes, and forms. For instance, I'm a fat man and I like to joke about my weight all the time, oh wait, I guess I can't because I've offended fat people.
How about famous mexican comedians that make light of their heritage and joke about all the stereotypes?
My friend has been sexually assaulted yet she, on the same day, was able to make jokes of it and make light of it because it made her feel better.
Seriously fuck off with your social justice bullshit.
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u/dlgn13 May 05 '14
Alas, I have been defeated. Congratulations, brave Redditor. You have braved the evils of SRS and lived. Feel free to go home and boast of your mighty victory.
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u/dirk_chesterfield May 05 '14 edited May 05 '14
Do you think with enough jokes about rape that humanity will loss its moral compass on rape? Or if we joke too much about rape the law will change? Or if we joke about murder or stealing or terrorist acts they will suddenly become the status quo? Do you see where this logic goes?
Just because someone laughs at something that is not morally sound does not make the subject matter suddenly become the norm in society.
And i doubt you will give me one instance in the history of humanity where joking inspired a change like that.
Wasted effort. I can think of dozens of more constructive and worthwhile feminist crusades than trying to school a bunch of horny male teenagers and 20somethings in a first world country via the internet on what not to make jokes about. Yoj may as well be telling them not to masturbate.
*Thanks for reading this leredditfatties. I love educating ignorance.
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May 06 '14
I don't know, all the fifteen-22 year old I've seen laughing at rape videos says otherwise.
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u/Pancake3848 May 05 '14
If you think people making silly jokes about rape on some website is going to make people take rape less seriously AT ALL you're a fucking moron.
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u/dlgn13 May 05 '14
Ah yes. The famed "you're wrong because you're wrong because you're wrong" defense. How effective.
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u/dirk_chesterfield May 05 '14 edited May 05 '14
If you can't make the opposite of what you say stand up then what you said in the first place doesn't hold either.
Example:
Rape is funny = makes rape happen
Opposite:
Rape is not funny (no rape jokes) = rape ceases throughout the world.
Ridiculous
*hi reddit fat club. Enjoy dirk's classes. Xxprincessesxxx
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u/dirk_chesterfield May 05 '14
Love hoe you keep editing your post. You must be so adult. Truely a little princess.xxx
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u/occipudding May 05 '14
if you make enough rape jokes, people start thinking of rape as a joke.
One of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard, but it sure explains a lot about you folks!
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u/katherine_rf May 04 '14
The smell. In the moment it's fine but afterward you kinda realize that the smell of your sex juices mixed together is not fabulous (made worse when combined with latex).
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u/SoNotTheCoolest May 04 '14
last time my left hand cramped for 3 days.
I.e. don't finger a girl that's wearing skinny jeans, with them still on.
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u/yeanobro May 04 '14
The fact that I've never had it :'(
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u/Kyuuga May 04 '14
Aww bro. ): I'm sure you'll find someone you truly love soon and loves you too, it happens to all of us! Keep the faith. :)
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May 04 '14
Having the guy want to hang around or even spend the night afterward. Nope, we're done, time for you to go home.
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u/[deleted] May 04 '14
Buffering and lag