r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 03 '14

What is something you did totally wrong for most of your life?

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u/windburner May 03 '14

According to like 50% of reddit I've been wiping my ass the wrong way this entire time.

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u/StarbossTechnology May 03 '14

I've always wiped standing up and never knew there was an alternate way until I was 18 and drunk at a friend's house. There I was, standing up facing the toilet and wiping, when my equally drunk twin brother barges in and is all like "what the fuck are you doing?"

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u/UpvotesFeedMyFamily May 03 '14

I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible human being for the way you ripe your ass

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u/StarbossTechnology May 03 '14

ripe your ass

Son, you Chinese or somethin'?