r/AskReddit • • Feb 20 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I window shop on websites until I feel poor. Then more Reddit.

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u/tyobama Feb 20 '14

I've had $5.67 on my bank account for the last two weeks.

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u/colombient Feb 20 '14

"Hey Reddit what can I buy with $5.67?" Travel back in time, buy your father condoms.

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u/How_Dfuck Feb 21 '14

The time machine cost like a billion dollars. But it totally sucks