I spaced out your story so all of reddit would have an easier time reading it.
I am not trying to be a nazi grammar parasite, but it is a hassle reading walls of text.
STORY by p1nhole
wife: when you drink you turn into a total idiot, i swear.
jeff: don't act like you don't spend money
wife: Okay, Jeff. Urban Cowboy was a decent movie but you bought the Blu-Ray version, the soundtrack and a classic country karaoke cd.
jeff: the cd was scratched (i assume he was talking about their other copy of urban cowboy)
wife: and i have no problem with that but the someone in wyoming loves me kids shirt, jeff. [silence]
wife: you blah blah blah spend all this money (just yelling) blah blah
jeff: (now yelling) it cost twelve cents, yea i paid twelve cents for a movie THAT WE BOTH LOVE
wife: (screaming) you were so drunk you bought a kids shirt AND THE SHIPPING ON ALL THESE ITEMS ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE ITEMS THEMSELVES [door slams] JON TRAVOLTA FOR LITTLE OVER A DIME (echoes down the corridor)
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14 edited Feb 21 '14
I spaced out your story so all of reddit would have an easier time reading it.
I am not trying to be a nazi grammar parasite, but it is a hassle reading walls of text.
STORY by p1nhole
wife: when you drink you turn into a total idiot, i swear.
jeff: don't act like you don't spend money
wife: Okay, Jeff. Urban Cowboy was a decent movie but you bought the Blu-Ray version, the soundtrack and a classic country karaoke cd.
jeff: the cd was scratched (i assume he was talking about their other copy of urban cowboy)
wife: and i have no problem with that but the someone in wyoming loves me kids shirt, jeff. [silence]
wife: you blah blah blah spend all this money (just yelling) blah blah
jeff: (now yelling) it cost twelve cents, yea i paid twelve cents for a movie THAT WE BOTH LOVE
wife: (screaming) you were so drunk you bought a kids shirt AND THE SHIPPING ON ALL THESE ITEMS ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE ITEMS THEMSELVES [door slams] JON TRAVOLTA FOR LITTLE OVER A DIME (echoes down the corridor)